Cougar Watch
Ok, this is for all you cougars out there. You would think that men would know what they want, but from personal experience, they don’t. Here are a few tips to help:
1. There is usually two types of cougars, alpha and beta, the alpha’s know what they want, like sex and the beta’s are usually looking for more security, the one’s you should target are the alpha’s.
2. We like the chase, so be creative in coming after us. We’ve already been there and done that, so it is time to step up to the plate.
3. Ok guys, we want to be first. Don’t do bong hits with your friends and blow off our date, we won’t take that.
4. We like foreplay, all kinds of it, specially texting, emails etc. In the bedroom, the more work YOU do, the better.
5. Ok, we don’t like drama, save that stuff for your mother. We want to be living stress free
6. Don’t talk to us about money, we’ve already been with someone who makes 10 times more than you do. So no money talk.

